May 2012
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Asshole Climbers →
The best thing I think I’ve come across in a long time.
May 29th
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May 29th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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So the camera’s neat. I’ll probably have to shoot a few more rolls to actually get it down. It seems like on certain rolls the film was rubbing on something in the same place (right side of frame) and most of the photos have a noticeable wear mark on them. I’m not blown away by the photos the way I wanted to be, but I’m happy with what I got.
May 28th
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May 28th
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How to be a passive aggressive asshole at a...
1. Order food. 2. Eat food. All of it. Don’t complain once. Don’t give the server any indication that anything is wrong. 3. Complain that everything was terrible at the end of the meal. State bluntly that everything was “just bad” but give no specific reasons as to what exactly was bad about it. When the server offers a suggestion that maybe complaints should have been...
May 27th
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May 26th
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There are very few things in this world that make...
And this is only week 2. Oh man.
May 26th
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May 24th
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This weekend is going to suck
Saturday I work 11am to 11pm straight through and then I’m back in at 10am on Sunday but I’m going to try to go climbing Sunday night and Monday and if I’m lucky maybe Wednesday and then holy fuck I’m at my cottage with the best people in the world for 4 whole, glorious, uninterrupted days. No internet, no TV, no cell phones. No work. I want that now, please. 
May 24th
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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Four Confirmed Dead On Everest →
At the South Summit, just before 2 p.m., Nima and Dendi came across Shah, in her red-and-white down suit emblazoned with the Canadian maple leaf. With her were Temba and Dawa Dendi. Nima and Dendi urged Shah to turn back. By that point, she wasn’t speaking, but was still signaling aggressively that she wanted to keep going up. Temba and Dawa Dendi had already been urging her to turn...
May 22nd
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The day after climbing is the best day.
I am very aware of my shoulder and back muscles right now.
May 22nd
May 22nd
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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My tax return is going to be something like $1500.
New camera, climbing harness, climbing shoes. Done.
May 18th
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May 16th
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My climbing partner was right
I absolutely do not want to run today. But I am going to. Okay okay okay I’m going now. My think back/arm/leg muscles are broken.  
May 15th
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Hey I really like rock climbing.
A lot. Super fun!
May 15th
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May 15th
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Tomorrow I'm rock climbing for real this time.
I’m scared shitless. 
May 14th
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Dad went all out for Mother's Day dinner. Sirloin...
Holy wow.
May 13th
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May 13th
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About to shamelessly admit I watch Greys Anatomy....
May 12th
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Sometimes you just need to go listen to some loud...
Sometimes it’s nice. Sometimes the drunk bros shaking beer and moshing all around you gets a little worrisome, but sometimes that can be fun, too.
May 12th
May 12th
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On the plus side, my credit card balance hasn't...
The downside being there is less than $50 in my checking account.
May 11th
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May 10th
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IRS WORKER DEAD FOR FOUR DAYS
Supervisors at the IRS’s regional complex in Lake James township are trying to determine why no one noticed that one of their employees had been sitting dead at his desk for four days before anyone asked if he was feeling all right. What did I expect from a David Foster Wallace book? I was worried that The Pale King, being a book about the IRS, might be boring but friends, here is proof...
May 9th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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WatchWatch
This could be the most brilliant and/or most horrifyingly sad thing we have ever made.
May 9th
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Tomorrow!
Process negatives. Buy photo scanner. Hope pictures turned out. Stay tuned. 
May 9th
May 8th
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Oil of oregano, you horrible, vile, disgusting...
Damn you for tasting like the worst pizza of my whole life, but thank you for keeping me healthy.
May 8th
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Because I'm a huge fuck up I forgot to book our...
However, I just called now and it’s on. Next Monday, 7pm. I have exactly one week to stress about my lack of upper body strength.
May 7th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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